OMfortheloveofthingsG. I spent my entire life wanting to grow up and be and adult and now that I am one I realize that being a kid is where it's at! ...
Santa wasn't always old and fat. He used to be young, hot and shortsighted. Luckily, you don't have to imagine this testosterone laden chunk of hubba hubba anymore, I've got...
Why do people insist on talking to you first thing in the morning? Like, ok, you KNOW they need breakfast and you KNOW they need their permission slips signed and...
Ugh, mornings, amiright? Thankfully, your perfect husband will bring you breakfast in bed on this sturdy acrylic serving tray and treat you like the queen you are. Bahahahaha! I'm just kidding. You...
Some days, you just can't, amiright? Bills, going to work, parenting... I mean, just getting out of bed and putting on pants is so GD hard! I feel ya. And...
Adulting is hard. They say it because it's true. What helps is this awesome coffee mug that speaks the truth with no shame. The other thing I have no shame...
Omigod, it's so hard being well adjusted! It's like, everybody has soooo many issues, right? And they just need to like, spew them all over you all the freakin' time. ...
Coffee. It's the only thing that really gets your heart pumping. And now it's the thing that can tie your home decor together too. Show your love for this life...
