People say getting older sucks. I say, age brings wisdom! And according to my doctor, glasses. And there is nothing wrong with that! I mean, I like glasses and the...
Sarcasm - it's such a great language to be fluent in. Don't you agree? And such an easy one to learn Way easier than, say Swahili or, like, Spanish. (Don't...
So last night I went to my Introverts Annonymous meeting... Hahahaha, no I didn't, that would have required putting on pants. Last night I stayed home and avoided people like...
Are you a Basic Betty who gets along with everybody? Do you strive to mind your manners at every social engagement? Does it stress you out when you suspect someone...
Ugh, mornings, amiright? Thankfully, your perfect husband will bring you breakfast in bed on this sturdy acrylic serving tray and treat you like the queen you are. Bahahahaha! I'm just kidding. You...
OMfortheloveofthingsG. I spent my entire life wanting to grow up and be and adult and now that I am one I realize that being a kid is where it's at! ...
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. What about the picture your face makes when you're rolling your eyes? And how loud is that picture? How loud are...
