Excuse You Coaster Set

So, ok.  I was at this party and there was this guy... he totally burped in my face and I was like like, EXCUSE YOU.  He then proceeded to tell me all about this rafting trip he took with his bro buddies and I was like, OMG no one cares, brah.  After like, fifteen minutes of his buffoonery he asked me if I wanted to "go somewhere quieter" with him and I was like, Hahahaha NO.  EW.  People.  I'm telling you.  Seriously, what is with them?  Totally gross.

At least my friend who threw the party had awesome taste in coasters.  I mean, check them out.  They were totally appropriate for this story too.  Huh.  Weird.

• phrases contained are: excuse you; Ew, people; Hahahaha No; OMG no one cares.
• four coasters per set
• wood base with hand poured resin top
• hand painted gold sides
• four rubber feet per coaster
• each coaster is 4" x 4" 
• production time is two days from time of order placement