Do you have a problem with guests overstaying their welcome? Or maybe you just really don't care for your mother in law's opinion... Now you can drop a subtle hint...
Are you a Basic Betty who gets along with everybody? Do you strive to mind your manners at every social engagement? Does it stress you out when you suspect someone...
Maybe she's a bitch, maybe it's Maybelline... or maybe she's a perfectly nice lady in a great mood and is actually relaxed for once in her GD life because her...
How about NO. It's much nicer than, say, "How about we see how far I can shove my stiletto up your nostrils?" Much more direct, too. Let me paint you...