Sassy Collection (6)

Do you have a problem with guests overstaying their welcome?  Or maybe you just really don't care for your mother in law's opinion... Now you can drop a subtle hint...

Are you a Basic Betty who gets along with everybody?  Do you strive to mind your manners at every social engagement?  Does it stress you out when you suspect someone...

Maybe she's a bitch, maybe it's Maybelline... or maybe she's a perfectly nice lady in a great mood and is actually relaxed for once in her GD life because her...

How about NO.  It's much nicer than, say, "How about we see how far I can shove my stiletto up your nostrils?"  Much more direct, too.  Let me paint you...

So, ok.  I was at this party and there was this guy... he totally burped in my face and I was like like, EXCUSE YOU.  He then proceeded to tell...

Coffee keeps my sass up.  And that's important, I don't have to explain it to you.  Cuz you and me, we get it.  So come on... don't be basic.  Drink up...