Cancel My Subscription Acrylic Serving Tray

Omigod, it's so hard being well adjusted!  It's like, everybody has soooo many issues, right?  And they just need to like, spew them all over you all the freakin' time.  What's with that?  Please.  Can't they just like, hand them to you nicely?  Like on, say, this super awesome well made acrylic tray?  It comes in clear and it totally comes in white too.  And like, it doesn't spew issues.  For the love of things.  Geez already.

• This tray is 17.5" long x 13" wide and 2" high. 
• Made of acrylic with a resin base poured by me in Texas.
• Please wipe clean with a slightly damp cloth or paper towel as it is not dishwasher safe.
• The clear option has a white bottom.  The sides are clear.