My Doctor Says I Need Glasses Acrylic Serving Tray

People say getting older sucks.  I say, age brings wisdom!  And according to my doctor, glasses.  And there is nothing wrong with that!  I mean, I like glasses and the wine that goes in it.  Now where did I put that bottle opener...?

• This serving tray is 17.5" long x 13" wide and 2" high. 
• Made of durable acrylic, sarcastic cardstock phrase handcoated with a resin base poured by me.
• Please wipe clean with a slightly damp cloth or paper towel as it is not dishwasher safe.
• The clear option has a white bottom.  The sides are clear.